primadonnas:

SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”

(Source: stylestagram, via staycalmandlivetothefullest)

typical-erinn:

classylesbian:

rabioheab:

why do babies and old people have distinct smells but no other age group does

teenagers smell like depression and horomones

smells like teen spirit 

(via creatures-of-our-own-creation)

buttlicked:

you never realize how pointless this website is until you try to describe it to someone

(via creatures-of-our-own-creation)

hahahahahahaahahahhaahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahha :*

alexkisu:

helicoils:

i’m a massive sucker for girls with sleeves

you wanna ask me out now or later

(via fuckingwrecked)

icanseeyourtonerthruthosejeans:

laughinggaschamber:

Things that make me fall asleep really fast.

• when someone hums quietly.
• when my hair gets played with.
• when someone whispers a story to me.
• when someone traces my skin.
• chloroform. 

That shit went down hill fast 😳

(Source: following-moons, via fuckingwrecked)